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The Console Bible.

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In the beginning there was PC, PC made a lot of things, you all know the story, but on the 6th day, PC made PS4. But PC saw that PS4 was lonely, so PC took a ram stick from PS4 and created XBOX with it. All was well. There was only one rule, do not eat the fruit of pay to play. Everything was good till one day the SouljaGame appeared to XBOX. SouljaGame persuaded XBOX to try the fruit of pay to play. Once XBOX experienced the power of pay to play it wanted to tell PS4. XBOX persuaded PS4 to try the fruit of pay to play. PC asked them what was going on? PS4 new it had sinned and quickly pleaded and asked for forgiveness and even tried to bribe PC with free games and exclusives. PC new what they had done. PC told to them you shall be banished from this land and forever mocked by the PC master race community. As PS4 and XBOX were being forced to leave they could hear things like “lol imagine having to pay for your internet that you already pay for lol xd rawr uwu” Some years passed and PS4 and XBOX had two children, Sega, the first born and Nintendo, the second born. Sega was to inherit everything as the first born and Nintendo was spiteful and had concealed hatred for Sega. So one day Nintendo plotted to kill Sega. Nintendo suck up behind Sega and smashed Sega’s head with a Switch. Once people found out what Nintendo had done Nintendo tried to say it wasn’t them. But the people knew and Nintendo was cursed to never have more power than your average phone.


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